Getting started is easy!  

1. Order a new Holy Trainer with Custom Cartridge. Find your order number on your invoice.

2. Fill out this form to specify the wording for your custom page. Use the contact form on this page if you need to be clearer, or send me an email. Some of your advanced monitoring options include a message sent to the KeyHolder when the code/page is read, a hidden hit counter, a comment form on your page, maybe an option for the viewer to snap a candid photo and send it to the KeyHolder … The control, wording, and notifications are up to you. We can make all sorts of hot modifications at a small additional charge.

3. Pay for account set-up here. Customized Holy Trainers typically arrive in about three weeks from order date in the US, so you should have some free time to edit your page before you receive your new restraint.

4. Subscribe to a hosting plan here. Prices vary depending on your options and renew on the first of the next month.

Your words aren’t set in stone, but there’s a price to pay to change your wording to discourage frequent revisions.

We can also make your code bigger (than 1 cm x 1 cm) if you want to use it for a tattoo, t-shirt, or whatever strikes your fancy.  Send us a photo of your code tattooed on your body for free lifetime hosting (but you still must pay for updates). 

Got more questions?  Take a look at my WTF.